A MALES PERSPECTIVE...

12 things that Women do that we hate!

1. When you blow up our phone for no reason at all, granted we like that you call, but clearly we busy doing something…we got caller ID remember, then when we do call you, all you want to do is ask us what we are doing. Tip: Next Time just send a text!!!




2. When we ask you what you want to eat, and you give us the "it doesn’t matter face" and tell us you don’t have a taste for anything, then as we pull up somewhere you say “ I don’t want to eat here”




3. When you try to have a conversation on the phone when you know we out with the homies.. c’mon Yo, it’s a lose, lose for us. If we hang up you think we acting funny and if we start the conversation we gonna have to get off the phone anyway cuz we with the homies, which leads to us getting off the phone anyway. It’s just a viscous cycle.
   




4. When you act like you don’t ever have any money. But you got a job.




5. When you ask us, how many girls that we’ve had sex with.




6. When you look at our phone when we get a text or a missed call, they not calling for you, they are calling my phone. Chill!




7. when you call us at work and ask us what we are doing….duh we at work!



8. When you kiss us with lip gloss, lip glass whatever and actually think we like that sticky stuff on our lips.smh!!!
   



9. When you hit us up/ or come over during booty call times. 11pm-3am, and don’t actually give it up. Listen if you call us during this time..Most of the time you know the deal, don’t talk about how your day was..Do that from 6-9 please
   



10. When you ask what we think, knowing that you just want us to agree with you. Just say don’t you agree and give us the look it saves a lot of time. Trust
    



11. When you say “ I’ve never done that before”..as guys we have heard that before..So just a tip, we gonna assume that you’ve done it 3 times regardless. Haha
    
    



12. When we tell you that your pretty, beautiful, wonderful, fine..And you like cool, but then when someone else tells you, all of a sudden it’s a wonderful compliment, Note to Females: we don’t have to say it, so when we do, it’s a compliment